"One careful lady owner" - No idea who owned it, but this line usually works
"I'm losing money on this" - No one wants this car and it's taking up valuable space
"First to see will buy" - Hopefully the first person to see it doesn't know anything about cars
"Special offer for today only" - And tomorrow, and the next day, until I sell it
"Ex-director's car" - Has more miles on the clock than a National Express coach
"Comes with all the extras" - Which hopefully distract you from the dodgy brakes
"Everyone takes an extended warranty" - I get a bonus if I sell an extended warranty
"I've had three people express an interest already" - If that doesn't make you panic buy, nothing will
"Talk it over with your partner" - Show them who-'s in charge and buy this car
"Any problems, bring it straight back" - Because I'll be on the beach in Spain
